What's going on, Bitches?

I love husband humiliation.  Putting hubbies in their place is my fucking job and I take that shit seriously.  *Giggles*  No, but seriously, it's really fun to make fun of little pathetic ass husbands who cannot please their wives.  No wonder they go off and fuck guys with bigger dicks!  Serioulsy, do you blame your slut wifey for you having such a small penis?  All girls deserve a big dick.

OMG this one guy called me and said, "Lindy, do you think that black guys have bigger dicks than white guys like me?"  I asked him how big his dick was.

"Two inches," he replied nervously.  All I could do was laugh.  This guy knows that black guys have huge cocks. He loves to watch the interracial porn and wishes that he could worship that huge, superior dick.  You know you want to do it too, ya fag!

Little Cuckold C just called me.... what a little fucking bitch!  I made him wrap his hand around my boyfriend's big cock while I sucked on it... That made his tiny cock sooo hard.  I even slipped Jason's big dick into C's little slut mouth.  It was so much fun, making him suck dick for me. 

Hmm... Did you all have a good Saint Patrick's Day?  I sure did.... I drank waaaay too much green beer, but it was fucking fun.  I love getting fucking wasted.  Guess what else is fun?  Getting you guys alll fucked up!  I had a LOT of fun with some forced intox the other night — I got my little bitch sooo fucked up on vodka among other things.  We had a fucking blast...